©FauxNews November 22nd, 2009
Homewood, New Jersey - With a sigh of relief, Nevada Tourism Officials announced that Nevada was somehow not listed on the Annual 10 Worst States in the USA.
"Apparently going Blue saved us from the shame of The List this year" said Jeremy Homenger from the NV Tourism Council and Day Spa. "I hope we can do something equally as impressive this year to keep us off. Maybe Tar and Feather Palin next week in Reno" he added.
Time will tell.
The 10 Worst States in the USA 2009
10. New Jersey GOP Governor. Sopranos ended.
9. Oklahoma Too many tornadoes. Not Enough ZEKE SAYS SO readers
8. Nebraska Even Springsteen hates this Red state now
7. Maine Banned Gay Marriage but still sell the "Secret Gay Uniform": LL Bean stuff.
6. Pennsylvania Chris Matthews is from here, and they like him, too. Nuff said,
5. South Carolina Every elected official from here is absolutely nuts.
4. Mississippi Most racist State in the USA.
3. West Virgina Racist and most dumbest state.
2. Florida Most crazy people per square mile. And Armed to the teeth.
1. Michigan State motto: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
After topping the list for the 4th year in a row, Michigan officials disputed the list saying "Just become some dipshit in Reno puts us at the top of his made-up list, doesn't make it true".
Well, Michigan, once again you are horribly wrong.