A saleman down at Roscoe's Halloween Emporium told me yesterday that the best way to understand the inner workings of the mind of a society, is to study what they fear.
So based on costume sales this is what GOPers are buying to scare each other at the Country Club Samhain Ball this year:
- US Census Worker
- Pro-Obama School Teacher
- Unemployed HUMMER™ Salesman
- ACORN worker
- Freddy Krugman
6. A big, black, smart, popular, powerful snake that chases you from your mansion, eats all of your money, and gives your undocumented "Butler" free healthcare.