Top 6 Halloween Costumes for Republicans 2009

A saleman down at Roscoe's Halloween Emporium told me yesterday that the best way to understand the inner workings of the mind of a society, is to study what they fear.

So based on costume sales this is what GOPers are buying to scare each other at the Country Club Samhain Ball this year:

1. US Census Worker
2. Pro-Obama School Teacher
3. Unemployed HUMMER™ Salesman
4. ACORN worker
5. Freddy Krugman

Oh yeah...and:

6. A big, black, smart, popular, powerful snake that chases you from your mansion, eats all of your money, and gives your undocumented "Butler" free healthcare.

6 New Career Paths for Soon Ex-Governor Gibbons

Well. he'll have to do SOMETHING for a living after next spring's GOP Primary makes him a lame duck!
And we can't have him sucking off the non-existent Nevada Unemployment benefits!

1. Orphanage Tax Assessor (Everyone hates him anyway)
2. Death Panel Chair (He did so well with the Medical Board after all)
3. Verizon Store Assistant Manager (2 words: Free Texting!)
4. Battered Woman's Shelter Manager (Sorry, Couldn't resist)
5. Marriage Councilor (He knows now EXACTLY how to screw up a marriage)
   
6. Lobbyist for Mining, Insurance and Energy Industries (Just like now)

Gaddafi's Crazy UN Speech Word Cloud

Reno's "The Solution Zone" is Now Streaming Online. About Time.

In case you haven't heard the latest, Reno's Progressive Radio Diva Christiane Brown's show "The Solution Zone" is now Streaming on the web.

'Bout freaking time, if you ask me.

Her show runs from 1:00 - 3:00 pm most weekdays, HERE.

You can also find the link on this blog's sidebar.

5 New Things for You (Progressives) to Hate

As I was typing this post, Barkeep Karl asked why I am only listing things for the Lefties to Hate, none for the Cons. Obviously the Cons have plenty to get their Karl Rove autographed boxers in a bunch already. In fact, you might as well conceed that the GOP faithful hate EVERYTHING these days.

With Obama in the White House and 2 super majorities in Congress, it looks like the Free Range activist Liberals roaming the nation have nothing to be angry about. But after 8 years of easy and obvious targets, the Die-Hard Grassroot Protester types are starting to even turn on their own.

Not Good.

So here are a list of THINGS YOU CAN HATE/PROTEST/RANT ABOUT

1. Gun Ownership*
2. Abortion Doctor Murder*
3. Crazy Tea Party Activists*
4. Glenn Beck's Wacky Antics*
5. "Dancing With the Stars" Voting Irregularities
   

* By giving attention to ths activity, you will actually further the GOP's agenda by entering a forum they WANT to exist

So I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but "The Wind Blows Coldest at the Top" Democrats. You can't really complain about "The Man", when you are He.

Why You Should Vote for Zeke

Look.
I know there are a whole bunch of other Reno Bloggers out there Pandering, Begging and "politely requesting" you Vote for them for BEST BLOGGER in NORTHERN NEVADA in this year's Reno News & Review's 2009 "Best Of" Deal.

But I'm telling you to vote for me.

And why, you ask?

Well, while the "other guys" blogs have been Echo Chambers of "Flavor of the Day", or personal partisan rant sites, ZEKE SAYS SO has been doing something very different:

Making you laugh.

Oh, admit it! You know you did!

Was it my story on Sarah Palin's Tessie Hunt or Pyramid Lake Bridge to Nowhere?

Or maybe my lampooning of AD24 Candidate Gwaltney's "Genius Claim"?

How about the post GOP iPhone apps?

How about the story Area 51 Voting for Obama?

Do you remember the Jim Gibbons Shoe Gaurd bit?

Or ANY of the other Original Content from this Nationally recognized, and award winning blog?

And just like Roger Rabbit, I know that you will support me in this election because I made you laugh.

YES YOU CAN! (OK, so I'm pandering a little)

Sign in and VOTE HERE

Ice Cream for Our Times

As you may know, "Rocky Road" Ice Cream was created in 1929 partly to "Reflect our Troubled Times Ahead".

Here are some new varieties that Ben & Jerry's™ are considering to reflect these new "Troubled Times":

• Wing-Nutty Crunch
• Appalachian Trail Adultery Granola Surprise
• Fear-tastic FoxNews Totally Bananas Swirl
• Unspoken Racism Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothie
• Fat and Dumb Americano Iced Coffee
• Corporate Bailout Blueberry X-TreamCream
• Palin's Moose-Chunk Real American Sherbert (Now with more Moose!)
  
• Fucked-Up Road
  

Things Americans Aren't Patriotic About Any Longer

Hey, Things change.
Do you remember when, not too long ago, nearly all Americans felt a Patriotic loyalty to these things?

• American Made Cars
• American Health Care System
  
• Baseball Players
  
• Hot Dogs
• McDonald's
• American Olympic Multi-Gold Medalists
• Town Hall meetings
• Our Impartial News Media
• Non Profit Low Income Community Support Groups (ACORN)
• American Movie Industry
• President of the United States

It's also kinda interesting that the Political Party responsible for smearing most of these former Sacred Patriotic Touchstones, is the same Party that wraps itself in the Flag every 2 years.

Poem : Up Chuck

Chuck Muth is a con-man with a Plan,
To bring down Reid; he's not a Fan,
But at the end of the day,
If Chuckles gets his way,
Harry will be homeless and living in a van.

-Zeke Reno

Unbelieveably, Dean Heller Didn't Yell at Obama. Yet.

© FauxNews September 10th, 2009
Dayton, Nevada - Uber-Conservative Congressional Representative Dean Heller (NV-2), in an audacious moment of infamy, chose NOT to yell "You Lie" at President Obama during his speech to Congress yesterday regarding healthcare.

Nevada GOP outgoing Chair Sue Lowden may have said, "It is an outrage that Heller didn't think it was important to fan the fires of crazy partisanship during Comrade Obama's hour long rant about killing my grandma. Thank God for All American Patriots like Rep Joe Wilson(SC-0) for trying to destroy the last pinch of civility left in America."

FauxNews has not been able to substantiate earlier claims that Heller's mouth had been Duct Taped shut by slightly less crazy fellow Nevada Congressman, Senator John Ensign.

Heller's Reno office could not be reached for comment, because we forgot to call them. Sorry. Our bad.