Tuesday, May 1, 2012

ZSS Now Requires Subscription

Jackpot, NV - May 1st,2012
Zeke Corp announced today that it would start limiting their web content to subscribers. ZSS CEO Zeke Reno said "Look, I am not happy being the 3rd richest dude in Nevada. Plus I want a hovercraft/ This is America, buddy. Nothing is free."
Current Basic Print subscribers and ELEET level and ZekeFLASH members will be allowed full access to the made up news site, as well as the made up AP news stream.

For more details about subscriptions please contact our subscription Office at 1-800-HOVER-CRAFT.

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