Al Qaeda Wild Horses Attacked Nevada Governor

©FauxNews - September 23, 2010

Security  photos of the terrorists

Nixon, Nevada - In an early morning attack, Al Qaeda terrorist wild horses attacked Nevada's Gov. Jim Gibbons. The horses apparently had infiltrated a compound north of  Pyramid  Lake before attacking the governor by throwing him to the ground and breaking his hip in two places.

Nevada Homeland Security announced that the assault will "be met immediately with force, with every resource we have. We cannot stand for such naked horse aggression."

An undisclosed US Army source has reported that two US Army Air Calvary squadrons of Apache gunship helicopters have been dispatched from Fort Nimrod to "deal with the growing horse insurgency in northern Nevada. It will be over pretty quick."

Wild horse advocate Jim Bunting said "This is an outrage! The Nevada government or CIA was clearly behind this attack, and are using the horses as a patsy for the operation. This is the beginning of a genocide, people. Wake up! Please visit 9.22Truth.org to find out more about this extensive cover-up and conspiracy."

One horse involved in the attack, Sassafras Sally, has been remanded to custody for interrogation in an undisclosed location. The other members of the Al Qaeda horse assault team have fled to the nearby rugged Pah Rah mountainous  and apparently are hiding in caves, or possibly lush valleys full of grass and rainbows.

Don't Debate On Me!

Not Raggio. Not Reid. NOBODY! I am my own person!

Congress Votes to Dissolve the United States. Really.

© September 21, 2010
Appomattox, VA - "It was a good run", said Congressman David Palmer (D-WA) as he emerged from the House chambers on Monday night,

The U.S. Congress has officially dissolved the United States into three separate countries and a series of territories. Discussion of the disintegration of the Constitution had been done in secret, as to speed up the process and allow for less posturing by all parties.

The three new countries are Dixietopia (NC,SC,AL,LA,TX,KY,TN,MS,MO,AZ,NM), West America (CA,WA,OR,HI,NV) and the United States of Diversity and Rust(most of the former East Coast and upper Midwest states).

Alaska, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana and the Dakotas were sold to Exxon and Shell Oil, with the requirement that all former citizens of those states be given jobs in oil production and mining. Also free healthcare and all the cigarettes and beer they want. The new corporate states also signed a 500 year energy price cost guarantee with the three new countries.

Former President of the United States of America Barack Obama said "it's kind of a shame, uh, to be the last President of the United States, but it, uh, least our people won't have to be divided anymore. I was elected, uh, to be "the great unifier", and it looks like I succeeded. Everybody will be united: in their own countries. Separately and Equally™."

New Monarch of West America Arnold Schwarzenegger commented "This was a lot easier than changing the old Constitution, to make me President. Now is the time you kiss my ring, serf."

Although the new boundaries have been drawn, National Guard troops will allow free flow of immigrants across the borders for six months as blacks gays and atheists move from Dixietopia, and conservatives, evangelicals and Fox News moves in.

Cheering for Doom

 I completely understand when a person secretly (or maybe not so secretly) cheers for their enemies to fail. Makes perfect sense. In the competition for limited resources, like an elected office or possession of an undivideable  object, sometimes somebody has to lose, for you to win.

However.

What's with the latest form of "spectator doom cheering" our society has evolved?

Like environmentalists cheering for a warm winter or a super hot summer? I know it must be annoying for environmentalists to have to argue with "global warming is a conspiracy" Luddites, but hoping that a lack of winter rains and snows with warm temperatures on the East Coast of the US and Europe, simply to help you make your case, IS SICK!

Or what about the H1N1 outbreak last year? Crazy conspiracy guys and gals lamented endlessly about how the purported and upcoming outbreak never happened. Some of my medical field friends actually complained that they were concerned that people weren't going to take future warnings seriously, and said things like "I wish more people had gotten H1N1". These are people in the medical profession, people who are supposed to care about other humans. Even more sick(yes that is a pun).

And of course, we have the Republicans. Not only do the Congressional Republicans openly hope that our economy sinks into a "double dip", by continuing obstructionists behavior they actually are helping to make it happen. It's like the suicide victim; "I'll show you how miserable I am. BANG!" I think this actually might be mental illness, as well as sick.

So what am I saying here?

Stop it.

Human misery is bad enough, without us losing our humanity to feel the suffering of others.

When Crazy Meets Selfish

There is an upside to Sharron Angle...the national news sure mentions Nevada a lot now.

Reno's Best Blog

Well is that time of year again. The time when many many bloggers suck up to you, in a vain attempt to win your vote for "Best Blogger in Northern Nevada" in the Reno News and Reviews "best of " contest.

And frankly, I'm sick of it.

I'm not gonna do it. No way.

Although, if I can appeal to your logic, you should vote for me anyway!

After all, there really are no other blogs in Reno. Reno and its Discontents packed up and left. Reno Gazette Journal's political blog INP is done. MrJerz.com writes only about his favorite beer cans or something now and makes weird David Lynch style videos (doesn't that make him a television network?). And of course DullardMush.com is doing exactly what he accused me of doing two years ago, short junky posts often linking to other "non-original content".

Of course, there's always the DowntownMakeoverBlog, but that's like cheering for your grandmother working the stripper pole: even if she's good, it's still boring.

So you're basically left with me. But that's okay, after all sometimes the last guy left standing deserves the win.

And that is me.

VOTE HERE.