© FauxNews - June 24, 2010
Mesquite, Nevada - Sources within the Nevada Republican Party announced this morning that the apparent victory in the Nevada primary two weeks ago by crazy, wingnut, angry, maligned Sharron Angle was actually an elaborate joke, perpetrated on The Republican National Committee and noted big frog, journalist Jon Ralston.
Billy Bob Soutersmith, PR director for the NvGOP said in a press release "It was just a really dumb joke that got out of control. Kind of like Jim Gibbons governorship. We thought everybody would figure it out right away, but apparently we make so many idiotic decisions, the media thought this absolutely retarded election outcome was for real. Truly amazing. We will have Sue Lowden, who won by a landslide in reality, back out on the campaign trail this afternoon. Of course, the problem is now somebody's got to tell gun toting Sharron."
An undisclosed insider believes the joke was perpetuated on the RNC as payback for their disallowing the Nevada delegates their seats at the Minneapolis 2008 National GOP Convention. Pretending that the state actually elected a nominee so completely incapable of winning a race against Harry Reid, might just settle the score from 2008.
Prior to this morning's revelation of the hoax, Jon Ralston, noted big frog, had spent the last two weeks attempting to establish himself as "the authority" on the imaginary Angle campaign. Since this morning's announcement Ralston has gone into hiding in his "pundit Castle" inside a hollowed out volcano near Mount Charleston Nevada.
Harry Reid's campaign manager Bluto "Knuckles" Antonio chuckled when asked about the story, adding "youse guys have some real balls calling yourselves journalists. My pit bull "Laxalt" has more investigative skills then you. But we already all know that."