So are you a frustrated tea party type conservative congressman, but lack any creative abilities? And tonight is the big night! With Pres. Obama addressing the nation, in a joint session of Congress it is your big chance to jump up onto the national stage and possibly garnish of future vice presidential bid.
But what to yell?
Here's some ideas for you:
- "You lie some more!"
- "Encore! I mean, you suck!"
- "Tea, anyone?"
- "Don't taze me, Brobama!"
- "Wildcats are number one! Oh yeah, and Obama sucks!"
- "Soylent Green is made of petrochemicals! And Obama sucks!"
- "You lie like a Kenyan rug!"
- "I lie! Whoops, I mean you lie!"
- "If the good gentleman from Chicago might grant me time, I would submit that his entire presentation is hearsay and unambiguous illusion. In my consideration into this important matter that affects all of the great citizens of these United States, I submit that Pres. Barack Hussein Obama from the great state of Illinois is suggesting a misleading discourse." (Senate only)
- "You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny." (African-Americans from the 70's only)
- "I'm secretly gay! I mean Obama sucks!" (Leslie Graham only)
- "I eat paste! And Obama sucks!" (Dean Heller only)
- "Obama is giraffe daffodil pineapple!" (Existentialists only)
- "Whoop der it is!" (Florida representatives only)
- "Zeke Says So!"