Sarah Palin to Return to Reno for 2nd Interview with Zeke

© FauxNews - October 14, 2010
Lakes Crossing, Nevada - Recently published news articles have incorrectly reported that GOP guru and court-jester-maker Sarah Palin will return to Reno on Monday, October 18th to support senatorial candidate Sharron Angle.

In reality, Palin will be returning to do a secret second interview with Zeke Says So publisher Zeke Reno.  In 2008, recently announced GOP presidential vice president candidate Sarah Palin sat down for an infamous interview with Zeke Says So, however neither party was happy with the results, although all charges were dropped later.

"The 'Rally for Angle' is just an elaborate ruse", stated one anonymous campaign worker who noted "Even the craziest of us in the Republican Party don't think that lunatic Angle has a chance against Reid. Nevadans are pretty dumb, but not that dumb."

During this new interview, to be held at the secret Republican bunker under the Atlantis Hotel and Casino, specific rules have been agreed upon by both parties for the protection of Palin's "time" and Zeke Reno's ribs, nose and teeth. Zeke will also be allowed to wear a bulletproof vest and hang a bottle of Holy Water around his neck.