Angle Warns of Smurf Takeover

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October 7th, 2010 Me-Quit, Nevada - At a campaign stop today at the American Association of Paranoid Schizophrenics, candidate for US Senator of Nevada Sharron Angle made a bold proclamation that Smurfs were preparing to attack and take over the United States.

No stranger to wedge politics, Angle has made a campaign of isolating minority or in this case, imaginary groups and claiming they were plotting to take over. Today she or her campaign surrogates have blamed the "state of our nation" on Muslims, Socialists, atheists, unions, gays, teachers, Mexicans and Californians.

 During her speech to the AAPS, Angle allegedly said "Papa is actually the Smurf term for "mullah". I have it on good authority that he plans to install Smurf law and require all men in America to wear stupid looking Smurf hats, and all of the females wear big white high heels. Worst of all, it's a known fact that Smurfs are communist and secular humanists tree huggers. You know, Satanists."

Brigham Lasky, a spokesman for the Harry Reid campaign said "We are very happy that Sharron has decided to help our campaign by continuing to act like a lunatic."