©FauxNews - September 23, 2010
|Security photos of the terrorists|
Nevada Homeland Security announced that the assault will "be met immediately with force, with every resource we have. We cannot stand for such naked horse aggression."
An undisclosed US Army source has reported that two US Army Air Calvary squadrons of Apache gunship helicopters have been dispatched from Fort Nimrod to "deal with the growing horse insurgency in northern Nevada. It will be over pretty quick."
Wild horse advocate Jim Bunting said "This is an outrage! The Nevada government or CIA was clearly behind this attack, and are using the horses as a patsy for the operation. This is the beginning of a genocide, people. Wake up! Please visit 9.22Truth.org to find out more about this extensive cover-up and conspiracy."
One horse involved in the attack, Sassafras Sally, has been remanded to custody for interrogation in an undisclosed location. The other members of the Al Qaeda horse assault team have fled to the nearby rugged Pah Rah mountainous and apparently are hiding in caves, or possibly lush valleys full of grass and rainbows.