I know some of you "newspaper reading type" people have seen the story about salmon flavored vodka that is being sold to commemorate Alaska. All the hipsters were talking about last night at the bar.
But what about the real states? You know, like Virginia and Idaho? You know, real states where actual people live?
Fortunately, ZSS Corp. Distillery has announced a new line of state flavored vodkas, for your discerning palate, complete with corresponding flavors based on the flavor of the state. Get yours today!
Oklahoma -- Bible Flavored Vodka
Michigan -- Rust Flavored Vodka
California -- Reefer Flavored Vodka (also available in Oregon)
Texas -- Cow Shit Flavored Vodka
New York -- Cabdriver Flavored Vodka
Massachusetts -- Healthcare Flavored Vodka (served in a syringe)
Louisiana -- Tar Ball Flavored Vodka
Montana -- Scared Sheep Flavored Vodka
Florida -- Old Jew Flavored Vodka
Arizona -- Latino Tears Flavored Vodka
Utah -- White Bread and Marshmallow Flavored Faux-Vodka Water
Nevada -- Dead Hooker Flavored Vodka