With Sharron "Mrs. Dangle" Angle beating out the chicken lady, many news sources are playing catch-up to find out more about the new "Great Really White Hope" of the GOP, to beat Harry Reid in November.
Here are a couple facts you probably didn't know about the GOP's nominee for U.S. Senate from Nevada:
- She Is Unable to Blink Her Eyes
- Nickname in High School Was "lil' Spooky"
- She Has a Recurring Role in "Gossip Girl" as "strange parent #3"
- She Was Excommunicated from the Jedi Church for "embracing the Dark Side"
- Had a Plot Foiled by Scooby Doo Once, back in the 70s
- Keeps Pet Cobras in Her Living Room As Pets
- Has a Level III Certificate As a Flying Monkey Trainer
- Likes to Chop Open Beer Barrels with an Ax
- Shakes Her Fist at Every Passing School Bus, and yells "Socialists!"
- Scares the Living Shit Out Of Zeke
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