The signs are pretty obvious; if the Pope was an American, he'd be voting GOP. How can you tell?
Here are the clues:
- Secretly Gay
- Won't Resign after a Scandal
- Drives a Giant Car
- Says "You Betcha" a lot (in Latin)
- Has Many
- Requires Unconditional Obedience
- Super Rich
- Did I Mention He's Old and White?
- Goes to Church
- Has a Name for His House
- Believes He Is Above the Law
- Likes to Tell People What They Can Do in the Bedroom
- You can't get more conservative, than to be the head of an organization that hasn't changed its dogma doctrine in 1000 years.