The Next 5 GOP Healthcare Bill Blocking Plans

Well, their first plan was to embrace the wacky but somehow lovable Tea Party gang, and send them into Congressional town halls to scare the Democratic Congress. That didn't work, in fact the Tea Party is becoming a liability for the GOP. Smile for the cameras, Harry!

Next, they tried scare tactics with the media to try to sway the public. That did work, once again showing that "you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public". However, it didn't matter, the Obama factor overpowered the Congressional representatives through a variety of techniques, too numerous to mention here.

After the bill passed, the GOP threw down a couple emergency strategies to soften the blow of their incredible humiliating, depressing, embarrassing defeat at their self-created Waterloo. Republican governors and attorney generals have filed paperwork to claim that the federal government doesn't have jurisdiction over the states, and therefore the healthcare bill is unconstitutional. Since they're wrong, chances are this will fail as well.

So what's next?

Here are a couple of their future plans:

• Release tension at lesbian bondage strip bar
• Throw tantrum on kitchen floor
• Let air out tires of Air Force One
• Attack Fort Sumpter
• Read even less, and yell even louder
• Take ball and go home