Other Things Written on Palin's Hand

Last week at the Tea Party Convention, news reports covered a story about how Sarah Palin had written notes on her hand.

Unbeknownst to the world, Palin had also written notes on her other hand.

Thanks to sophisticated graphic analysis the world can now know with those notes were:

• "Remember to wink at camera every 30 seconds”
• "Don't shoot at audience-they're paying me"
• "Remember to pick up Moose milk on the way home"
• "Africa is not a country-Africa is not a country"
• "Don't chew tobacco on stage"
• "Remember to tug on your earlobe - hi kids!"
• "Truth is irrelevant-you work for Fox"