With the FBI currently interviewing associates of Sen. John "plead the fifth" Ensign, some speculation has been made as far as what cool prison nickname he might have when you get sent upstate for his alleged crimes.
Here are some thoughts:
- Johnny "Two-Timer" Ensign
- John "The Bull(shitter)" Ensign
- John "Nevada Gigolo" Ensign
- John "The Checkbook Don" Ensign
- John "Sings Like a Bird" Ensign
- Johnny "Vegas Jesus" Ensign
- J. "The Comb" Ensign
- John "Prisoner #26378594" Ensign
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mmmm..."Honey", "Darling", or "Bendover Rover" come to mind....
ReplyDeleteOr "Brylcreem Boy". Maybe "wife-stealer John"?
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