© FauxNews October 30th, 2009
Gold Hill, Nevada - In an attempt to cash in on the massive Fox "News" create FEAR campaign, some out-of-work conservative Carson City spin doctors have created the first Nevada "Haunted House" aimed purely at one demographic group; the Wing Nut Anti-Civilization Tea Bagger Crowd.
The "BLEED US DRY - A Progressive House of Horrors" will be open today through midnight on Halloween and is free for all registered Republicans; Democrats $175 and Non-Partisans will actually be paid $10 to enter.
Some of the exhibits will include:
- ZOMBIEOBAMALAND-"Healthy, Educated non-white people in positions of power wave at customers"
- 2011-WHAT IF? "a nightmarish scenario where Democrats retain both houses of Congress against Newt Gingrich's predictions"
- NEVADA INCOME TAX-THE ATTACK OF THE CASINOS! In this terrifying section, (rumored to have been designed by Horrormeister Chuck Muth, the Nevada Gambling Industry installs enough Democratic elected officials in Nevada to overturn the State Constitution and allow the creation of a State Income Tax. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!