Possible New Jobs for Lou Dobbs

With Lou "Ser" Dobbs "leaving" CNN this week, there is much speculation where the cranky old bastard may do next. Here are some ideas.

• Border Patrol Agent
  This is the obvious choice, based on the Dobbs 4 year long anti-immigration tirade.
• Greeter at Bizarro World Walmart
  He's actually mean. Get it?
• Dick Cheney's Shoeshine Boy
  Ever since Cheney's old boy "disappeared" last year after mentioning that "he might vote for Obama", there has been an opening
• Nevada Governor
  Seriously ANYBODY is better than Jim "Shoebox with a Phonebook" Gibbons. Seriously, ANYBODY.

Oh who are we kidding? He'll have a show on Fox News before O'Reilly before Xmas.