Zeke's Interview with Sue Lowden

Republican Candidate for US Senate Sue Lowden sat down with ZSS Editor Zeke Reno in her Las Vegas campaign office last week for this faux interview.

ZSS: Thanks for meeting with us today Ms Lowden. We appreciate taking time out of your busy schedule.

SL: No problem, Jon. I always have time for the Ralston Flash!

ZSS: Uhhh. Well ok then. Actually I'm with...uhhh. Never mind.

SL: Would you like some milk and cookies? We always have some right before Glenn Beck comes on the TV. It makes us feel so much better, considering we have an Evil Black man in the White House.

ZSS: No thanks. Actually Ms Lowden I was wondering if you could share with us what you might bring to the US Senate, other than just NOT being Harry Reid?

SL: Oh please don't call me "Ms", dear. I'm not one of those bra burning, baby killing fem-nazis! You can just call me Sue.

ZSS: Ok, Sue. Would you like me to repeat the question?

SL: ...Or Mrs Lowden. Although that sounds like I'm old.

ZSS: I'll stick with Sue.

SL: Do I look old?

ZSS: What? Um...ahhh...

SL: I really try to look my best, you know. It's hard to do in this damn desert climate...

ZSS: Mrs Lowden, about your campaign...

SL: Oh shucks can you take the "D word" out of that last quote? Senator Ensign told me if I curse I will go to the H-E-double hockey sticks...

ZSS: Sure. Now about...

SL: ...I used to use Avon's Pretty Face Cream™ but I heard they grind up babies to make that stuff, and I am TOTALLY against killing babies! Please write that down, Jon.

ZSS: (yelling) I am not Jon! I am Zeke! From Zeke Says So blog! From Reno!

SL: (silence)

ZSS: Sue?

SL: Get the fuck out. Now.

ZSS: It was nice talking to you today Sue.

SL: That's Ms Lowden to you, commie.