Other Holidays to Be Taken Over by Tea Party Idiots

Recognizing that their April 15th annual event to protest paying taxes, The Tea Party Crowd decided this year they would also take over July 4th for protesting.

Despite crappy turnouts locally and nationwide, the national organizers (who are GOP staffers of course), have decided to insert their protests into other events.

Columbus Day
Connection: "The brave men of the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria did not sail across the ocean to be taxed!"

Halloween
Connection: "Our government is only pretending to be capitalist, while under the mask it's really KARL MARX!!!! AHHHHHHHH!"

National Secretary Day
Connection: "Secretaries are always the one that have to make the tea, but never get to drink it. And they also have to pay taxes!"

Many tea party enthusiasts also wanted to hold rallies on Christmas and Thanksgiving, but their mom's (whom they live with) wouldn't let them.