Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Zeke's Interview with Rep Dean Heller.

I sat down with Congressman Dean Heller(R-NV) in his office last week to discuss the many nuanced and innovative pieces of legislation in front of Congress the session.

ZSS: "Thank you for sitting down with me today Congressman. I appreciate it, buddy."

DH: "No"

ZSS: "What? Did you say something Congressman?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "Alright. Some of your opponents are accusing you and Senator Ensign of being obstructionists, and actually having no ideas of your own. Do you think there's any truth to this accusation?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "Some television pundits have claimed that Rush Limbaugh is currently running the Republican Party. Do you think this is a fair appraisal?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "How do you feel about your reelection possibilities, when facing what appears to be an extremely well-funded and organized Democratic Party in 2010?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "Uhhh... what was that Congressman?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "No? What do you mean 'no'?"

DH: "No."

ZSS: "Okay. I get it. You're still stuck in "legislative mode". Thanks for your time Congressman."

DH: "No."

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