With only 15 days left in his administration George W. Bush is currently working hard on his next important task: figuring out what the hell he's going to do for the rest of his life. Here are the items on his bucket list so far:
- Clear Brush on the Ranch
- Get a Wii And Play Some Wii Golf
- Clear More Brush
- Buy A Pretzel Factory And Burn It Down
- Buy a Harley and Go To Sturgis With Laura On the Back
- Prank Call Hillary Clinton Every Day at 3 AM (oh wait, you're not the president...)
- Clear Lots More Brush
- See If I Can Fit a Pool Ball in My Mouth
- Become a Small-Town Sheriff "Respect My Authority, hippie!"
- Become Howard Stern's New Sidekick.
- Hire Stan Lee to Write My Memoir-Comic Book
- Watch all of the "West Wing" episodes and have Cheney explain what the hell's going on.
- Get a Job As a Sportswriter, Follow Rangers Around In a Tricked out Tour Bus Just like John Madden
- Build Houses with Habitat For Humanity... I'm just kidding.
- Have Air Force Napalm the Brush At The Ranch
- Go to Disney World (the secret Paraguay one for celebrities only)
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