November 20th, 2008
Dear Zeke Reno,
I appreciate your interest in our ongoing credit crisis, but from reading your blog you might want to stick "to the funny". We here at the Treasury take our business very seriously.
And in so, we will not be able to give you ANY of the $690 billion we stole Borrowed from the US taxpayers to finance "Big Zeke's Econo-Strip Bar And Buffet". The funds will be directed to reputable sources like buying toxic derivatives year-end bonuses for investment bankers the automobile manufacturer bailouts.
So please don't write back. I am a Republican and therefore am allegedly good with money so let me handle it. (However if you do get your establishment up and running, me and Gates would love some VIP passes to the Champagne room.)
Sincerely,
Hank Paulson
Secretary of the Treasury
2 comments:
Rumor from Boss Reid pal Chuck Schumer today is that they are going to float ANOTHER $700 BILLION bailout. And who knows - can a bailout for big oil be far behind with oil prices falling like W's legacy?
Drop your jocks and grab your socks; this ain't over by any means.
Damn Zeke that might be believable but I don't think Paulson can write that well. LMAO
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