In what might be my most controversial post ever, I think it's time we explore the important questions involving who would superheroes vote for. Yes I'm serious.
Superman: McCain
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Obama/McCain
Ironman: McCain
Wonder Woman: Obama (Hillary Orginally)
Spiderman: Obama. No question about this one
Fantastic Four: Obama. All four of them.
Captain America: pre-1967 McCain post-1967 Obama
Wolverine: McCain
Storm: Obama
The Crow: Obama (Chicago only, since he's dead)
Swamp Thing: Huckabee
Blade: Obama
Darkman: McCain
The Toxic Avenger: Ralph Nader
Hulk: You gotta be kidding
Green Arrow: Obama
The Flash: Romney
Joker: Palin
Mr. Freeze: Al Gore (Global Warming)
Dr Octopus: McCain
Poison Ivy: Cynthia McKinney (Green Party)
The Thing: Bob Barr
Lex Luther: Himself
Penguin: McCain
Scarecrow: Dick Cheney
Catwoman: Not Registered
Green Goblin: Ron Paul
Two Face: McCain/Duncan Hunter
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Just stopping by to say HEY!
ReplyDeleteSent you an e-mail invitation…
Tell your readers to visit the mean right wing Negro at www.politicalpartypoop.com
so we can discuss “basketball” LOL!
Sure. Why not. It isn't any more wingnut than Muth.
ReplyDeleteCouple of problems with your little round-up here:
ReplyDeleteBatman:
Are you kidding? The Dark Knight wants to beat the crap out of bad-guys, not "Meet with them without pre-conditions" - the condition is "They fall down bleeding".
Spiderman:
MISTER Personal Responsibility would go with a guy who supports abortion-on-demand because the alternative would be 'punishing' women for their poor judgement? Not.
Fantastic Four:
Sorry, not Ben Grimm.
Captain America:
You'll have to change your timeline from "After 1967" to "After 2000" since that's when they started getting serious about making him into a communist.
Storm:
Aren't you making some fairly racist assumptions, here?
The Crow:
Very Funny - liked that one.
Blade:
I think that "The Least of Our Citizens" would have to include the soulless undead, and we already know how Blade feels about them... maybe you're confusing him with Wesley Snipes.
Hulk:
Dude! "HULK SMASH!!" - and you're NOT automatically giving him to McCain? How disappointed am I?
Joker:
Naw, man - Obama's got the huge, pasted-on smile that would automatically draw the Joker... and that whole "Do I look like a guy with a plan" - thing.
I guess the rest of the list is okay - except for a bunch of them (including the Joker actually) falling into that whole "not being superheroes" category.
- MuscleDaddy
Last time I checked, the GOP are the Constition destroying law breakers. And all on the way to jail.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making fun post into a political wonkfest.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteLighten up, man - I was having fun from the perspective of an old-school comic-geek!
Okay, yeah - a Conservative old-school comic-geek, but still...
HULK SMASH!!
- MuscleDaddy
I hate to let out my inner nerd, but you have Ben Grimm voting twice!
ReplyDelete"Fantastic Four: Obama. All four of them."
"The Thing: Bob Barr"
Could this be a Skrull/ACORN plot?
How could you forget General Zod!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zod2008.com/
He has my vote....