©FauxNews October 16th, 2008
Reno - World Famous Big Game Hunter and Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah "Magnum" Palin, is returning to Reno next week in what some law enforcement officials are calling "potentially illegal activity".
A spokesman for the Palin campaign said "The Governor is simply going to partake in a little good old-fashioned, all-American Airplane Wolf Hunting. Just like Mom would do before serving us apple pie on July 4th."
When asked if Sarah Palin knew that the Wolfpack is, in fact, the University of Nevada's Football Team, the campaign had no comment.
University of Nevada officials are considering evacuating the campus and canceling classes next Tuesday to avoid undergraduates accidentally being shot by the blood thirsty Governor.
When Secretary of State officials were asked if they thought this might be some sort of Voter Intimidation Program, FauxNews was told "We actually might have investigated it, but all of our employees are busy with the make-believe ACORN investigation in Las Vegas. Also, I went to UNLV, so suck it UNR!"
Sarah Palin had attempted to shoot the beloved "Tahoe Tessie" this summer during a campaign stop. The Palin Campaign would not comment on what other Nevada institutions and creatures the Governor plans on killing, mounting and hanging on the walls of her "donated" mansion in Alaska.