Palin Inducted Into Liars Club Hall Of Fame

© FauxNews October 5, 2008
Hannibal, Missouri - Stepping onto a brightly lit stage, Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin accepted a small statue certifying her induction into the Great American Liars Hall of Fame today.

"Oh Gee Golly, I know I told some big Whoppers lately, but gosh darn it, I had no idea I was so good at it!" Said Palin in front of a large gathering. "I wasn't even aware that most of the things I was told to say were lies(wink), but I'll stand by them anyway, you betcha!"

On receiving this award, Palin becomes the 12th Republican in a row to be inducted into the Hall, following recent inductees Alberto Gonzales and Senator Larry Craig. John McCain, her "running mate" for the 2008 presidential election who was standing nearby in the shadows, like usual, said "I'm just glad that our campaign will at least win something this year besides Alaska and Arizona. And please remember my friends, I will never lie to you. 100% truth is all you get from John McCain."

To the large crowd in attendance Palin raised the small gold trophy over her head and screamed "Don't worry America! I've got four weeks of campaigning left before I get to go back to being the governor of America's worst State. I've got a couple big whoppers to tell between now and then, you betcha, and I won't let you down! Did you know for instance that Barack Obama actually invented diabetes and AIDS? It's true you know, I read about it in the New York Times, which I now read every day (wink)."