© FauxNews October 29, 2008
Sleepy Hollow, NH - In what some Media Analysts think might be the best costume of the year, the entire staff of Fox News Inc will be dressing up as journalists for Holloween this year.
"We are going to pretend that we're real live news people, reporting the 'truth' on TV like Walter Cronkite or some thing. It's gonna be hysterical!" Said Sean Hannity earlier today.
Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor sat behind a fake news desk, and between chuckles said "It appears that after further examination of the facts, Barack Obama is neither a Muslim, a terrorist or even slightly subscribes to Marxist believes. And polls are currently showing that he is clearly on the way to.. Ha Ha Ha... oh crap I almost pulled it off! That telling the truth stuff is hard!"
Some Fox News Reporters have gone as far as to put encyclopedias and other fact checking books around the Fox offices as Halloween props and bought digital recorders in order to present the illusion that they might actually be a network that does research and investigates reality, instead of just creating it.
Karl Rove, now a Fox analyst said "This really reminds me of how George and Dick run the White House. You know, pretend and make-believe. Good Times."