Zeke's Interview With Sarah Palin

Zeke: "Thanks for sitting down with me today."

SP: "I'm not sitting jerky. And I'm NOT talking to you either. Get out of my way. I'm late for a meeting with some Foreign guy at the UN."

Zeke: "Just one Question Governor, why did you change your mind on cooperating with the Alaska Troopergate Investigation?"

SP: "I warned you Punk..."

Zeke: "Whoa...Ok...Is that gun loaded...?"

SP: "I bet you're thinking to yourself, did I shoot 5 or 6 Reporters earlier? In all the confusion, I admit I lost count myself."

Zeke: "Actually, it was 7 if you count Olbermann..."

SP: "So I guess you got to ask yourself, Zeke do you feel lucky? Well, DO YA ZEKE?"

Zeke: "Uh. Thanks for talking to me today Governor. I'll be going now"