Palin Will Attempt to Kill Tahoe Tessie Saturday

FauxNews™ 9/10/2008 

Stateline, Nevada - GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin will attempt to track and Harpoon the elusive creature Tahoe Tessie this Saturday during a trip to Carson City, reports say. Palin will

 allegedly man the Harpoon gun at the bow of the "Orca", a 60' Japanese Whaling Boat trucked in yesterday to Lake Tahoe for the hunt.

Tahoe Tessie is thought to be a plesiosaus that was trapped in the Sierra Nevada Mountain's Lake Tahoe at the end of the last Ice Age. Researchers and scientists have looked for proof as to the existence of the Beast ever since it was made up in 1972 by a South Lake Tahoe Marketing Rep, hoping to create free advertising.

A spokesman for Palin said, "This expedition to kill the Lake

 Monster has nothing to do with politics. The Governatrix™ just likes to kill things. Like Bears, Wolves and Moose. You know,  big things that most people love. It's just how she was raised. Family Values. She'd hunt your Golden Retriever if she could get away with it."

Tahoe Coast Guard spokesman Lt. Mike Adams said, "We wish Governor Palin luck in her attempt to kill the imaginary Beast, and/or destroy the dreams of Millions of Americans children".

Greenpeace plans to protest the Hunt at a rally at 

Zephyr Cove State Park, by standing around yelling rhyming chants, smoking pot and playing volleyball No spokesman for Greenpeace could be reached because "Cellphones are bad for Mother Earth, man".