Sarah "Shoots at Wolves" Palin recently announced a new plan to build a $623 Million Dollar Suspension Bridge over the length of Pyramid Lake.
Having been a supporter of the "Bridge to Nowhere" in Alaska, Palin was recently quoted, allegedly, as saying "Look I just like Big Expensive Bridges! They are Sexy, and Nevadans deserve a big waste of money, like I tried to get for my State. It was a shame I had to change my story once the plan came out."
Burning Man Organizers are very excited as this 4 lane 350' high and 12 mile long Bridge that goes right over the middle of Nevada largest lake, will cut nearly 15 minutes off the drive to Gerlach.
The State of Nevada is currently running a contest to name the "Nevada Bridge to Nowhere". Zeke recomends calling this sucker the Muth-Palin Memorial Bridge". After all, Chuck Muth has spent SO MUCH time fighting "TAXPAYER WASTE" that maybe we out to name this Crazy Pork after him and the Republican who supported both the Alaska AND Nevada Bridges to Nowhere, Sarah "Flipper" Palin.
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Think we could get her to pick up the tab on the folly in Pleasant Valley?
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