8/3/2008 © FauxNews™
Elko, Nevada- In a surprising turn, nearly every Political Blog in Nevada has erupted into war with each other, right in the heat of the General Election campaign.
Although Dullard Mush Blog struck First Blood earlier this summer in an unprovoked attack on ZEKE SAYS SO, it was Zeke that launched the latest start of Blog on Blog warfare with a blistering shelling of the Ralston Flash. The attack was not publicly responded to by Mr Big Frog, but it was quickly followed by yet another unprovoked Dullard Mush attack on the Gleaner and Reno & It's Discontents. This Bombing was returned in force by a rather pissed off Myrna the Minx, showing to other Hostile Bloggers why you should NEVER F$#% with R&D. Ever.
Adding to the battle, Ryan Jerz brought Hell down onto Tex-ex and his new Blog. Tex-ex has been attacking the Gleaner for years in what could probably be called a war of attrition. Lastly, Dullard Mush again pointed to a border skirmish between the Blue Lyon and Zeke Says So.
Noticeably quiet in the recent conflicts has been what most Pundits believe to be the "Invisible Hand of Regional Evil", the My Silver State Blog. It is simply a matter of time until Blogs from Oregon and California are drawn into this growing conflagration, and My Silver State is the ONLY blog that has strong ties in adjacent States.
When asked about the ongoing BlogWar, Sven of My Silver State said, "I really think Jill Derby is going to win! Did you see my Interview with Allison Copening? She is very Progressive and I like her."
Premier Zeke of The Republic of Zekeastan said, "See what I mean? That Sven guy is UP To Something!"