Monday, September 22, 2008

Heidi Gansert Quits GOP and Endorses Obama! (Allegedly)

FauxNews™ September 22 2008
Blood Bay Nevada -
In one of the Strangest turns of Nevada political events, Heidi Gansert, Nevada's Assembly Republican Leader, has apparently both quit the Republican Party and resigned from the State Legislature to become a Pirate Captain, some reports say.


When Zac Moyle, Nevada GOP Executive Director was asked to comment, he said "ZEKE SAYS SO reported that? And you BELIEVE him? Oh sweet Jesus..."

More details as they come in.

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