Sharon Angle Chickens Out

All right, so last night's "Nevada Newsmakers" was SUPPOSED to feature a debate between Bill "The Mummy" Raggio and Sharon "I Hates Da Children" Angle who are running for the Distict 3 Nevada Senate Seat.

And Zeke was prepared! I had extra peanuts, plenty of Ice and Grapefruits and even had Barkeep Karl leave the Scotch Bottle on the bar for me. This was a special occasion, after all! Two great minds debating policy and deciding our Common fates!

Imagine my surprise when Sam "The Sham" Shad announced Angle had "chickened out" and no showed up for the program.

What? After all the crap she has been spouting off about on the radio lately? She JUST DOESN'T SHOW UP?

You gotta be kidding.

I got a thinking where might have Angle been? Instead of EXACTLY where she SHOULD have been: Presenting and contrasting her ideas against her opponent for the Voter to see.

So WHERE was Angle last night? Maybe it was doing one of these things:

• Down at the Elementary School BOOing a 3rd Grade Play.
• Prank calling the IRS.
• Making tin foil hats for Ron Paul Friends.
• Campaigning for Mike Weber. Ba-Ha!
• Hiding in her closet in terror of the Lion of the Senate.
• Creating emails with new "Facts" to attack Raggio.
• On 4th St, looking for Zeke. (It's happened before)
• Knitting Doilies. With Black Helicopters on them.

Anyway, what ever she was doing, her missing "Nevada Newsmakers" made me have to switch channels to "America's Got Talent". It don't, by the way.

Needless to say I am in a FOUL mood today.

Thanks again Sharon, for wrecking another Zeke Weekend.