Not FoxNews-8/25/08 - In a surprise move today, Sen John McCain (R-AZ) picked the fake rubber Bigfoot Corpse found in the woods 3 weeks ago to be his VP running mate in this Fall's Election.
When asked about this unusual choice, McCain smiled handed reporters a handwritten paper:
WHY RUBBER BIGFOOT IS MY VP CHOICE
- He is taller than Obama
- He was actually born in the USA(Unlike me)
- He is almost as scary as Cheney
- He is better know than the other Republicans possibles
- He will help us with the North Carolina Redneck Vote
- Smells better than Ron Paul
- He has more Charisma than Romney
- He is made of plastic, so he supports new Offshore Drilling
- He is fake, just like my Mavorick Status
- He is better at public speaking than me
- Fake Rubber Bigfoot believes the Bush Tax Cuts should stay in Place.
- "What the Hell. I'm gonna lose anyway"
- Cindy Says So
When reporters asked Fake Rubber Bigfoot for a comment he said nothing because he is fake and can't talk.