McCain Picks Fake Bigfoot Corpse as Veep

Not FoxNews-8/25/08 - In a surprise move today, Sen John McCain (R-AZ) picked the fake rubber Bigfoot Corpse found in the woods 3 weeks ago to be his VP running mate in this Fall's Election.

When asked about this unusual choice, McCain smiled handed reporters a handwritten paper:

WHY RUBBER BIGFOOT IS MY VP CHOICE

• He is taller than Obama
• He was actually born in the USA(Unlike me)
• He is almost as scary as Cheney
• He is better know than the other Republicans possibles
  
• He will help us with the North Carolina Redneck Vote
  
• Smells better than Ron Paul
• He has more Charisma than Romney
• He is made of plastic, so he supports new Offshore Drilling
• He is fake, just like my Mavorick Status
• He is better at public speaking than me
• Fake Rubber Bigfoot believes the Bush Tax Cuts should stay in Place.
• "What the Hell. I'm gonna lose anyway"
  
• Cindy Says So

When asked to comment, RNC Chair Mike Duncan said, "WHAT? He Did WHAT? Holy Jesus I hate that man..."

When reporters asked Fake Rubber Bigfoot for a comment he said nothing because he is fake and can't talk.